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· ace
· He's an ace reporter.
· MEANING: very good

· action
· Do you know where the action is in this town?
· MEANING: excitement

· airhead
· My sister's boyfriend is a real airhead.
· MEANING: stupid person

· all wet
· Your ideas about politics are all wet.
· MEANING: completely wrong

· all-nighter
· I almost fell asleep during the test after an all-nighter.
· MEANING: after studying all night.

· ammo
· The gun was useless after the killer ran out of ammo.
· MEANING: ammunition

· antifreeze
· I really need some antifreeze in me on cold days like this.
· MEANING: liquor

· armpit
· This town is really an armpit.
· MEANING: undesirable place

· awesome
· What an awesome sunset.
· MEANING: great

· bad
· Wow, that was really a bad movie.
· MEANING: intense

· barf
· He barfed all over the seat of the airplane.
· MEANING: vomitted

· bashed
· The boat was bashed beyond recognition.
· MEANING: crushed

· beat
· After working all day I am really beat.
· MEANING: exhausted

· beemer
· He just bought a new beemer to drive to work in.
· MEANING: B.M.W. car

· bench
· He was benched during the basketball playoffs.
· MEANING: taken out of the game

· bent
· It's OK. Don't get so bent.
· MEANING: angry

· bent out of shape
· Don't get so bent out of shape.
· MEANING: become upset

· big gun
· The president brought two big guns to the meeting.
· MEANING: powerful people

· big mouth
· Shut up! You really have a big mouth.
· MEANING: talk too much

· big stink
· The citizens made a big stink about the new nuclear power station.
· MEANING: big issue

· blade
· He carried a ten inch blade with him.
· MEANING: knife

· blimp
· I always seem to have a blimp sitting next to me when I travel.
· MEANING: very fat person

· blow
· I'm going to blow out of here now.
· MEANING: leave

· blow
· He blew all his money gambling.
· MEANING: lost

· blow a fuse
· Hey, don't blow a fuse.
· MEANING: lose your temper.

· blow one's cool
· Calm down. Don't blow your cool.
· MEANING: become angry

· blown away
· I was blown away by his donation of a million dollars.
· MEANING: greatly impressed

· bomb
· The movie was a bomb.
· MEANING: bad

· bombed
· The driver of the car was bombed.
· MEANING: intoxicated

· bonkers
· I think I am going bonkers.
· MEANING: crazy

· boo-boo
· If you make another boo-boo like that, you won't have a job.
· MEANING: mistake

· booze
· I promised to bring two bottles of booze to the party.
· MEANING: alcohol

· bread
· I need some bread to pay for my car.
· MEANING: money

· break
· A lucky break helped him get the job.
· MEANING: opportunity

· break it up
· Break it up, or I will call the police.
· MEANING: stop

· bring-down
· The news of the airplane crash was a bring-down.
· MEANING: depressing

· buck
· Do you have a buck I can borrow?
· MEANING: dollar

· bummed
· I was really bummed after I heard the news.
· MEANING: depressed

· bummer
· My trip to New York was a bummer.
· MEANING: bad experience

· bust
· The whole idea was a bust.
· MEANING: failure

· buy it
· If you don't slow down, you're going to buy it in a car accident.
· MEANING: die

· call
· The weatherman made a good call about when the storm would come.
· MEANING: prediction

· can
· Do you know where the can is?
· MEANING: bathroom

· carb
· My motorcycle's carb is out of adjustment.
· MEANING: carburetor

· catch some rays
· I'm going to lie on the beach and catch some rays.
· MEANING: get some sunshine.

· catch some Z's
· I need to catch some Z's before I go on my trip.
· MEANING: get some sleep

· cheesy
· That is really a cheesy looking outfit.
· MEANING: cheap

· chicken
· Don't be a chicken.
· MEANING: coward

· chintzy
· That really was a chintzy present you got him.
· MEANING: cheap

· chow down
· I need to find a place to chow down.
· MEANING: eat a lot

· clip
· Watch out or they will clip you at that bar.
· MEANING: cheat

· clunker
· I can't go on a date in that clunker.
· MEANING: old car

· cold fish
· My date for the dance was a cold fish.
· MEANING: dull

· collar
· I knew they would collar the robber sooner or later.
· MEANING: arrest

· come up for air
· He has to come up for air or he will die from exhaustion.
· MEANING: take a break

· con
· Don't try to con me.
· MEANING: deceive

· cool
· This is a really cool place to work.
· MEANING: good

· cool down
· Things should cool down in a day or two.
· MEANING: calm down

· cop
· How did you get the road sign? I copped it.
· MEANING: robbed

· cop
· The cop showed me his badge.
· MEANING: policeman

· couch potato
· He is a couch potato.
· MEANING: lazy person

· crack open a bottle
· Let's crack open a bottle for his birthday.
· MEANING: open

· cram
· I need more time to cram for the test.
· MEANING: study hard

· cream
· Our team creamed them badly.
· MEANING: beat

· croak
· I feel like I am going to croak.
· MEANING: die

· cruise
· The skier was cruising down the hill
· MEANING: going very fast

· cuffs
· He put the cuffs on the killer.
· MEANING: handcuffs

· cushy
· He has a really cushy job.
· MEANING: easy

· cut
· Could you cut my whiskey with a little water?
· MEANING: dilute

· cut out
· It is late. I have to cut out.
· MEANING: leave

· damage
· Lets get the bill and find out the damage.
· MEANING: cost

· dead
· This disco is really dead tonight.
· MEANING: quiet

· deck
· He was decked in the fight.
· MEANING: knocked down

· deep pockets
· Her boyfriend has deep pockets.
· MEANING: is a good source of money

· dicey
· Since the weather is a little dicey, I won't go today.
· MEANING: chancy

· dirty
· I hear that it's a dirty movie.
· MEANING: an obscene

· ditch
· I'll ditch my younger brother with my grandmother.
· MEANING: leave

· do a snow job on
· Don't try to do a snow job on me.
· MEANING: deceive

· dope
· He is such a dope.
· MEANING: stupid person

· dope
· There are a lot of dope dealers around here.
· MEANING: drug

· dork
· He is such a dork.
· MEANING: strange person

· dough
· I need some dough before I can go Christmas shopping.
· MEANING: money

· down
· Let's go to a bar and down a few beers.
· MEANING: drink quickly

· drag
· Doing homework on the weekend is a drag.
· MEANING: boring

· dynamite
· This drink is really dynamite.
· MEANING: powerful; great

· earful
· My grandmother gave me an earful about the neighborhood.
· MEANING: a lot of gossip

· easy mark
· The Japanese are an easy mark because they usually carry cash.
· MEANING: likely victims

· eat
· The problem is really eating away at me.
· MEANING: bothering

· excellent
· That's excellent man.
· MEANING: fine

· face-off
· The two sides were headed for a nasty face-off.
· MEANING: confrontation

· far-out
· This music is really far-out.
· MEANING: great

· fix
· The addict needs another fix.
· MEANING: dose of drugs

· flaky
· He is too flaky to do the work.
· MEANING: unreliable

· flashback
· At the wedding he had a flashback of his old girlfriend.
· MEANING: remembered

· flick
· I haven't seen a flick in a long time.
· MEANING: movie

· flip out
· He flipped out when he heard that his mother had been killed.
· MEANING: lost control

· flip side
· What kind of music do you have on the flip side of the tape?
· MEANING: other side

· fox
· His older sister is a fox.
· MEANING: very attractive

· foxy
· She is a foxy lady.
· MEANING: sexy

· freebie
· The pillow was a freebie
· MEANING: free

· get into something
· I got into gardening in high school.
· MEANING: became seriously interested in

· get it
· I listened to the joke twice, but I still don't get it.
· MEANING: understand

· get with it
· If you don't get with it, we will never finish this work.
· MEANING: hurry up

· gig
· I have a gig on Saturday night from 7:00 to 10:00.
· MEANING: job

· glitch
· This computer program has a glitch.
· MEANING: defect

· glitzy
· This is a pretty glitzy hotel to be staying in.
· MEANING: fashionable

· go
· Let me have a go at solving the problem.
· MEANING: try

· go bananas
· I am going to go bananas if I don't have a vacation soon.
· MEANING: go crazy

· go down
· What is going down?
· MEANING: happening

· goof
· I am really a goof at times.
· MEANING: fool

· goof up
· I really goofed up when I painted my room green.
· MEANING: made a serious mistake

· goofy
· You are always acting goofy these days.
· MEANING: silly

· gourd
· Use your gourd to figure out what is happening.
· MEANING: head

· grand
· His salary is twenty grand.
· MEANING: thousand dollars

· grass
· Lots of students smoke grass in the dormitory.
· MEANING: marijuana

· gravy
· This job is pure gravy.
· MEANING: easy money

· groovy
· This music is groovy.
· MEANING: pleasant

· gross
· Picking your nose is really a gross habit.
· MEANING: disgusting

· gross-out
· The party was a gross-out.
· MEANING: digusting time

· grub
· Where is the best place to get some grub around here?
· MEANING: food

· grubby
· Those clothes are too grubby to wear to the party.
· MEANING: unclean and untidy

· grungy
· That is a really grungy jacket.
· MEANING: dirty

· gut
· He got shot in the gut.
· MEANING: stomach.

· gut
· The gut issue is about what we are going to do now.
· MEANING: basic

· guts
· It takes a lot of guts to give the boss your true opinion.
· MEANING: courage

· hairy
· That was a hairy plane trip. I am glad the storm is over.
· MEANING: dangerous

· hammer
· Put the hammer to the floor or we will be late for the wedding.
· MEANING: accelerator

· hang it up
· I have decided to hang up my teaching job.
· MEANING: quit

· hang loose
· Just hang loose for another few days.
· MEANING: relax

· hang tough
· We need to hang tough on our decision.
· MEANING: stick with

· hardware
· The police were surprised by all the hardware the gang members had.
· MEANING: weapons

· have a buzz on
· I had a buzz on after the third martini.
· MEANING: was slightly intoxicated

· have good vibes
· I have good vibes about our new secretary.
· MEANING: feel good about

· have it all together
· Recently I don't have it all together.
· MEANING: feel mentally all there.

· heave
· I heaved up on the floor.
· MEANING: vomited

· high
· The teenagers look high to me.
· MEANING: intoxicated on drugs or alcohol

· hip-shooter
· He is such a hip-shooter.
· MEANING: always talking without thinking

· history
· I don't have any idea where my old boyfriend is. He's history.
· MEANING: something in the past

· hit
· Your proposal was a hit with the boss.
· MEANING: successful

· hole up
· I had to hole up for three days because the police were looking for me.
· MEANING: hide

· honcho
· The honcho says that we are going to have to give up two days of our vacation.
· MEANING: boss

· hooker
· Her clothes make her look like a hooker.
· MEANING: prostitute

· hot
· The police stopped them because they though the car was hot.
· MEANING: stolen

· huffy
· I will do it soon so please don't get huffy.
· MEANING: angry

· hungry
· If you are not hungry, you won't get ahead in the business.
· MEANING: eager to make money

· hustle
· If you don't hustle, we will be late again.
· MEANING: hurry up

· hyped
· The fans were all hyped up for the football game.
· MEANING: excited

· hyper
· Don't get hyper about what she told you. You know it isn't true.
· MEANING: over excited

· I.D.
· Can you show me some I.D. please?
· MEANING: identification

· in
· The tie you are wearing is really in.
· MEANING: fashionable

· in deep
· They are really in deep with each other.
· MEANING: deeply involved

· in the bag
· Everything is in the bag. There is nothing to worry about.
· MEANING: settled

· intense
· This is a very intense situation we are discussing.
· MEANING: serious

· jam
· I am glad you got yourself out of that jam.
· MEANING: trouble

· jerk someone around
· Recently it seems like everyone is jerking me around.
· MEANING: wasting my time and causing me trouble

· jock
· My roommate is a jock for the basketball team.
· MEANING: an athlete

· john
· The john really smells.
· MEANING: bathroom

· joint
· Where is the closest joint to here.
· MEANING: cheap bar

· joint
· He is good at rolling joints.
· MEANING: marijuana cigarettes

· junkie
· Sam is a junkie.
· MEANING: rug addict

· just off the boat
· He acts like he is just off the boat.
· MEANING: naive

· keep one's cool
· He kept his cool when his house burned down.
· MEANING: remained calm

· kegger
· I hear there is a kegger at John's house tonight.
· MEANING: beer party

· kick
· I get a kick out of watching him paint.
· MEANING: enjoy

· klutz
· He is a real klutz.
· MEANING: stupid and clumsy person

· knock
· Don't knock it if you can't do it any better.
· MEANING: criticize

· knocked up
· My dog gets knocked up once a year.
· MEANING: pregnant

· knockout
· Who was that knockout I saw you with last Friday?
· MEANING: stunning person

· knuckle sandwich
· Shut up or I'll give you a knuckle sandwich.
· MEANING: punch in the mouth

· kook
· Watch out for all the kooks in this neighborhood.
· MEANING: strange people

· laid-back
· You need to be more laid-back.
· MEANING: calm and relaxed

· lame
· That is really a lame excuse.
· MEANING: an inadequate

· line
· I have heard that line a million times.
· MEANING: story

· loser
· John is a loser.
· MEANING: annoying and useless

· love handles
· I exercise every day, but I can't get rid of these love handles.
· MEANING: rolls of fat around my stomach

· make waves
· Try not to make waves around the office.
· MEANING: cause trouble

· maxed out
· I am maxed out at my work and need to rest.
· MEANING: exhausted

· mean
· He plays a mean violin.
· MEANING: performs well on

· mega
· I have mega amounts of tomatoes in my garden this summer.
· MEANING: large

· megabucks
· He made megabucks when he sold his company.
· MEANING: a lot of money

· knock
· Don't knock it if you can't do it any better.
· MEANING: criticize

· mellow
· You need to mellow out and enjoy life.
· MEANING: calm down and relax

· meltdown
· There has been a meltdown in the relationship between my parents and I.
· MEANING: total collapse

· mickey mouse
· The homework the teacher gave us was mickey mouse.
· MEANING: nonsense and a waste of time

· move on someone
· I am going to try to move on Sarah next Saturday.
· MEANING: pick up and seduce

· mush
· That is total mush and you know it.
· MEANING: nonesense

· nark
· Watch out for the narks in the airport.
· MEANING: drug police

· neat
· That was a neat idea that you had.
· MEANING: good

· negative
· There are too many negatives about the company merger.
· MEANING: bad things

· nick
· The police nicked the shoplifter as he was leaving the store.
· MEANING: arrested

· nip
· He took a nip out of the bottle.
· MEANING: a quick drink

· no sweat
· It's no sweat to have the report in to you by Monday.
· MEANING: no problem

· nuke
· I'll nuke our dinner in a few minutes.
· MEANING: heat up in the microwave

· nuke
· Does that attack plane have any nukes?
· MEANING: nuclear weapons

· nut
· I think that he is a nut.
· MEANING: crazy person

· nuts
· You are completely nuts if you think I will go with you.
· MEANING: crazy

· pad
· Have you found a pad yet?
· MEANING: a place to live

· pain in the neck
· My wife's best friend is a pain in the neck.
· MEANING: annoying

· paper-pusher
· My office is filled with paper-pushers.
· MEANING: bureaucratic office workers

· party animal
· You're too old to be a party animal.
· MEANING: love parties

· party-hearty
· We need to party-hearty because we just got a raise in salary.
· MEANING: celebrate

· paw
· Get your paws off of my body.
· MEANING: hands

· peanuts
· I am not going to work for peanuts.
· MEANING: practically no money

· pickled
· He gets pickled after only one beer.
· MEANING: intoxicated

· piece of cake
· Working on a computer for me is a piece of cake.
· MEANING: easy to do

· pig
· He is a pig at parties.
· MEANING: eats too much

· pig out
· Let's go to the restaurant and pig out.
· MEANING: eat a lot or overeat

· pit stop
· Let's make a pit stop at the next rest area.
· MEANING: stop and go to the bathroom

· plastered
· He drinks too much and is always plastered on the weekend.
· MEANING: intoxicated

· pooped out
· He pooped out after we started to do the hard work.
· MEANING: quit

· pop
· Shut up or I will pop you.
· MEANING: hit

· pop for something
· It is my turn to pop for the doughnuts.
· MEANING: buy

· pro
· He is really a pro at his work.
· MEANING: professional

· prod
· Can you give me a gentle prod next week so I won't forget?
· MEANING: reminder

· psyched up
· The players are really psyched up for the game on Friday.
· MEANING: mentally ready

· psycho
· She is a psycho. She should be in a hospital.
· MEANING: mentally ill

· puke
· I feel like I am going to puke.
· MEANING: vomit

· push off
· I am going to push off now.
· MEANING: leave

· put the moves on
· You should give up trying to put the moves on her. She is married.
· MEANING: seduce

· put-on
· It was an elaborate put-on which I almost believed.
· MEANING: deception

· quarterback
· Who is going to quarterback the meeting?
· MEANING: lead

· quick buck
· I need to make a quick buck.
· MEANING: some easy money

· rack
· I have to hit the rack by ten or I'll be tired in the morning.
· MEANING: bed

· rack out
· I am going to rack out for two hours.
· MEANING: sleep

· racket
· There sure was a lot of racket outside last night.
· MEANING: noise

· rag
· I can't believe we still get this same old rag.
· MEANING: newspaper

· rap
· We need to sit down and rap about a few things.
· MEANING: talk about

· rathole
· When are you going to be able to move out of that rathole.
· MEANING: run down place

· raw
· The raw office workers were not getting much done.
· MEANING: new

· ream someone out
· The boss really reamed him out for his bad report.
· MEANING: got angry with him

· red hot
· Your idea is really red hot.
· MEANING: important

· repo
· Hey, don't repo my car. I will pay next week.
· MEANING: repossess

· rinky-dink
· The circus was really rinky-dink.
· MEANING: inferior

· riot
· The comedy program was a real riot.
· MEANING: funny

· road hog
· That driver is a road hog.
· MEANING: takes up too much of the road

· rocks
· Would you like your whiskey on the rocks?
· MEANING: with ice

· rough time
· We have had a rough time this winter.
· MEANING: hard time

· rug
· Is that a rug on his head?
· MEANING: wig

· rug rat
· My sister has three rug rats.
· MEANING: children

· rule
· My wife rules the house.
· MEANING: dominates

· run off at the mouth
· He is always running off at the mouth.
· MEANING: talking too much

· run out of gas
· The politician ran out of gas during the campaign.
· MEANING: lost interest or momentum

· sack
· When did you hit the sack last night?
· MEANING: go to bed

· scam
· Don't lose your money in some kind of scam.
· MEANING: swindle

· scarf
· Since he hadn't eaten in a week, he scarfed down everything on his plate.
· MEANING: ate quickly

· schmuck
· What a stupid schmuck.
· MEANING: jerk

· screw around
· If you screw around all day at this work, you will have to come back again.
· MEANING: waste time

· screw up
· If you screw up one more time, I will fire you.
· MEANING: make a mistake

· sharp
· He is very sharp with numbers
· MEANING: intelligent

· shot
· I'll give the puzzle another shot.
· MEANING: try

· shot down
· Everyone shot down my idea at first, but later agreed that it was a good idea.
· MEANING:
· disagreed with

· slammer
· The police threw them both in the slammer.
· MEANING: jail

· smashed
· Try not to get smashed at the beer party.
· MEANING: intoxicated

· smoke eater
· My father is a smoke eater.
· MEANING: fireman

· split
· It is time to split and go see the movie.
· MEANING: leave

· spook
· The cows were spooked by the howling of the wolves.
· MEANING: frightened

· spud
· Do you want rice or spuds for dinner?
· MEANING: potatoes

· square
· My father looks square in his jacket.
· MEANING: old-fashioned

· steamed up
· Don't get so steamed up over the issue.
· MEANING: angry

· stink
· This whole operation stinks.
· MEANING: is repulsive

· straight
· I want you to give me a straight answer.
· MEANING: honest

· stressed
· I am really stressed by all the recent world events.
· MEANING: upset

· sucker
· Don't be a sucker.
· MEANING: be deceived

· take a hike
· I am tired of all your complaining. Take a hike.
· MEANING:
· leave

· taken
· He was taken for all his money at the casino.
· MEANING:
· cheated out of

· taking care of business
· I have been taking care of business.
· MEANING: doing what I have to do

· threads
· Those look like expensive threads he is wearing.
· MEANING: clothes

· tool around
· I don't want to tool around all night. It is time to go home.
· MEANING: drive around

· totaled
· My car was totaled in the accident with the garbage truck.
· MEANING: completely wrecked

· up
· He has been up ever since he met his new girlfriend.
· MEANING: happy and cheerful

· up for grabs
· This is a sale. Everything is up for grabs.
· MEANING: available.

· veg out
· I want to veg out in front of the television this evening.
· MEANING: relax and do nothing

· vibes
· He really gives off good vibes.
· MEANING: feelings

· wad
· You don't want to carry a wad like that with you in the big city.
· MEANING: bundle of money

· waste
· After you waste him, throw the body in the river.
· MEANING: kill

· wheels
· If you let me borrow your wheels, I'll go out and buy a pizza.
· MEANING: car

· whiz
· He is a whiz at the computer.
· MEANING: talented person

· wired
· I am really wired after drinking five cups of coffee.
· MEANING: alert

· wussy
· Don't be such a wussy all the time. Say what you are thinking.
· MEANING: weak person

· yukky
· This food tastes yukky
· MEANING: bad

· zapped
· I am too zapped to help you right now.
· MEANING: exhausted

· zip
· He knew zip about running the company.
· MEANING: Nothing

If   you   want   to   learn   it    well,  you    must   pay  more  for   it,   as    if    you  liked   a   girl,   whenever    you   will 

miss    her ,and    are  eager   to    go   together   with   her.   So ,  you   can  take   English   for   a  girl ,and  you 

always  go  with   it ,miss   it    all   the  time.  And   without  it  ,you  will   be  lonely,  lost  and  painful.

     English   is   like  a  girl ,it    is    a   kind   of    flowers, and   needs   your  care, and   then   it  can  blossom.

     English   is   like  a  girl,its    sweet   songs  is   so   interesting,  you  must   learn  to  listen   to ,be   close   to  it 

slowly.

     English   is    like  a  girl, if    you   do   more  for   it  , you  will   get   your  award. But   what   award   will   you  get?I

just   say  that   I'm   so   sorry,  if   you   go  to  practise ,you  will   know.

1.向新朋友介绍女友时，请搂着她的腰，而不是站在一旁用手指点。
2.在街上遇见美女凝视时间不超过５秒，并迅速指出那位美女与她相比较的美中不足。
3.如果她做错了事，心里已经很难过，请主动承担起你应该甚至不应该承担的责任吧。
4.听女友话的男人才会有出息，所以，你要乖乖听她的话。
5.她可以欺负你，但你绝对不可以欺负她，因为她虽然欺负你，但是每次有什么好东西，她第一个想到的就是你。
6.要是她朝你哭，你要不厌其烦地哄她，直到她破涕为笑！
7.把她的照片帖到钱包，手机……一切经常看到的地方。
8.离开她绝对不超过十天以上。
9.在她的朋友面前，希望你可以表现得比平时更疼爱她和紧张她的样子。
10.大男人不表示霸道。
11.温柔不等于没主见。
12.潇洒不等于没交代。
13.不要老是在我问她“去那里比较好”，“吃什么”等等的时候说“随便”，这不等于是你在迁就她，只表示你没有心思搭理她。
14．要经常对她说“我爱你”，否则她会假设你不爱她。
15．永远不要在公众场合对她呼呼吼吼又或是撇下她一人。
16．她做错事情的时候教训她不要紧，最重要的是在那之后要哄她。
17．发脾气时不要不理她，不要给时间她让她冷静，其实她完全不需要时间冷静。
18．可以陪自己的朋友，但一定要重色轻友。
19．她看动画片，你不但不准笑话她，还要跟她一起看。
20．在她想你时，争分夺秒地挤出时间与她约会。
21．看她的眼神无比专注。
22．说话的语气情深意长。
23．能做到客观的得看到其它优秀的女孩，但主观认为她才是最好的。
24．有女孩和你说话，你要拉着她的手，如果她恰巧不在旁边，那么请你跟她们保持距离。
25．过马路的时候牵着她的手。
26．要懂得珍惜和她在一起的每分钟。
27．就算再忙，每天都不忘打一个问候的电话。
28．要常常唱情歌给她听。
29．两个人都有发火的权利，但不能同一天, 如果那一天她发火了，那你就不可以发火了。
30．女友生活中不顺心，你要循循善诱、帮忙分析，提出建设性方案若干。
31．要非常爱你的女友---她，坚决拥护女友的决定，服从女友的领导。
32．留意其它女生不得超过５秒钟，看同一女生累计不得超过５次。
33．即使全世界的人都不相信她，你也要无条件相信她。因为她也会同样对你。
34．她穿了好看的衣服，你要衷心赞美。
35．严禁在女士（３岁－８０岁）面前耍贫，放电。若有违反，视情节严重程度，由女友从严、从快进行严厉打击，任何人、任何形式的狡辩，抵赖都将按妨碍司法公正论处。
36．不抽烟。一经发现立即开除。
37．与女友吵架每次陈述不得超过３分钟（含），音量不得超过２０分贝（含）。
38．要加强锻炼，强健身体,一口气抱她上到五楼。
39．在她心情遭透，蛮横发脾气的时候，抱抱她，而不是和她理论。
40．希望不会出现手机没电而她又没有其它办法联系到你的现象，如果能频频主动打电话告诉她“我想你了”并随时汇报行踪则更好。
41．她身上有很多缺点，她已经够苦恼了，请不必随时向她提醒。
42．女友不讲理是撒娇而不是撒野。
43．她所有的事情都好想跟你分享、虽然你不一定会明白但是希望你会装做你在听。
44．最重要的一点：要永远认为女友是对的。因为，她是最爱你的。

One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered, and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a flaw in it.

Suddenly, an old man appeared and said, "Why, your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine."

The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right, and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing.

The young man laughed. "Comparing your heart with mine, mine is perfect and yours is a mess of scars."

"Yes," said the old man, "Yours looks perfect but I would never trade with you. You see, every scar represents a person to whom I have given my love. I tear out a piece of my heart and give it to them, and often they give me a piece of their heart that fits into the empty place in my heart.

But because the pieces aren't exact, I have some rough edges, which I cherish, because they remind me of the love we shared.

"Sometimes I have given pieces of my heart away, and the other person hasn't returned a piece of his or her heart to me. These are the empty gouges -- giving love is taking a chance.

Although these gouges are painful, they stay open, reminding me of the love I have for those people too, and I hope someday they may return and fill the space I have waiting. So now do you see what true beauty is?"

The young man walked up to the old man, reached into his perfect heart, and ripped a piece out. He offered it to the old man.

The old man placed it in his heart, then took a piece from his old scarred heart and placed it in the wound in the young man's heart. It fit, but not perfectly, as there were some jagged edges.

The young man looked at his heart, not perfect anymore but more beautiful than ever, since love from the old man's heart flowed into his.

They embraced and walked away side by side.